awesome-funny-markov
github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov ↗A curated list of delightfully amusing and facetious Markov chain output.
Use this list with your AI agent
Add the Context Awesome MCP server to Claude, Cursor, or any MCP client, then ask:
"Show me web and tech resources from awesome-funny-markov"
Installation instructions →What's inside
Web and Tech
- 4chan Text Generator
With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).
- Alternative Hacker News
Hacker News dataset eats itself.
- Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation
A computer generated and dictated podcast.
- Git man page Generator
Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.
- Headline Smasher
Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.
- Java! Real or Not?
Guess the Spring Framework class name.
Media
- Automatic Donald Trump
Donald Trump's smart keyboard.
- Calvin and Markov
Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.
- Garkov
Transcripts of old Garfield strips.
- Insta-Trump
create a mathematically generated Trump speech.
- Jesus Markoving Christ
An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.
- Markov Bible
The whole book (archive.org).
Sober applications
- A visual explanation of Markov chains
A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.
- Digital Music Programming
MIDI Markov music.
- PageRank
Google is built on Markov Chains.
- @BeerSnobSays
Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.
- @erowidrecruiter
Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.
- @hipsterwid
An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.
- @HNTitles
HN Titles.
- @icowid
a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.
- @markovmtg
[Magic] Markov the Gathering.
Tools
- Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator
Permutations on the gentleman's names.
- foswig.js
Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.
- Mark V. Shaney at Your Service
Interactie Markov examples.
- Reimagined Yo Mama
yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).
- That Can Be My Next Tweet
Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.
A history of funny Markov chains
- Fun With Markov Chains
Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".
- "I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt"
The Original Prank (archive.org).
- Mark V. Shaney's Website
Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).
Showing a sample of 42 resources. View the full list on GitHub →